//cooper//the owls are not what they seem//

skris: ALO!
when you get this fool?
me: what?
skris: gmail chat
me: it come with the gmail? i think.
skris: crazies
soz im eating, hows your flems
me: coloured like the stange fridge curry aiden left me and I subsequently ate...kinda bright yellow.
skris: does it taste yellow?
me: It tastes like soot and poo. you eating; I go...
skris: no go
i just type slowww
me: but yu can haz foodz?
skris: yay
tropical chicken buuurgeerr
me: sounds good...I just ate very healtacular curry and feel like munting...my body is full of sicky and sads.
it makes crying lots.
skris: awww, no feel sad
me: very much feel sad. do not want.
skris: pook pook pook pook
me: no helps.
skris: bok bok bok
me: ...
skris: i can do a jig for u?
me: no thankyou.
makes sad bigger
skris: it's a good jib
g
me: makes sad bigger
skris: why oh why does happy jig make lizzi bigger sad?
me: origin of happy jig
skris: ?
me: skris: ?
skris: i no want to make you bigger!
Sent at 12:06 on Tuesday
me: Pen jerk because she have sad confusement, make skris have sad confusement, this give Pen sad confusement...is like loop.
skris: silly Pen
me: ...
Sent at 12:08 on Tuesday
skris: well i've been with people before who when things get heavy they dash which isnt really right. But seriously if it's all too much i will just leave you alone.I just want to make sure because i love playing with you
me: I can has cigarette? Hasn't today yet.
skris: joo can has 2
me: Oh, is not what I'm doing...I just not have the serious am not equiped...I have smoking now...ten minute?
skris: ci
me: gracias
Sent at 12:11 on Tuesday
me: hola
skris: alo alo alo
did it make your intestines glisten?
me: they feel yucky
skris: thats because there not supposed to glisten
me: that is because I have put pharmacy poisons in them
skris: huzzah!
me: not so much
skris: w00t
me: I has to go i think.big sad
skris: cant ya just talk about your sads?
me: i don't know it just keeps being crying
i don't know if i can come out later i feel really really bad
skris: common spew forth english unto my chat window
do you feel bad because you spent my change or something? is that it?
me: I can't it's not enough for the expressing, my words aren't good enough to make yu know
i did spend your change, I'm sorry
fuck
skris: I KNEW IT
me: I'm scum
skris: scum bum
well i really wish you could level with me
me: I had none and I really really neeed a drink yesterday when i was at bar open, and hought it would be bad form to give you the three bucks that was left
I'm trying
skris: 3 bucks?? i thought those pills only cost like 25
me: WRONG
skris: FAIL
me: costed like almost forty, then I bought a drink because I am a loser
skris: oh, why didnt you go to the place next door?
me: I will get you monies, for payback I'm sorry you has to waiting
FUCKING SCARED dude
skris: what why?
me: it's kind of a big deal, like intimidating, I thought it would be easier to do it on my home turf
skris: ahh, well it happends to everyone sooner or later
me: maybe, had never happened to me before. Did not want
I'll tell you secrit k?
k?
skris: k
me: My worst fear is being pregnant, not dying hideously, being pregnant.
that's not what this is all bout tho
skris: ahh
ok but i seriously think that if it didnt happen you would probs be in my bed right now licking the barbeque shapes dust off of my covers
alienation triggered you off
me: maybe, but probably not for much longer...I think this just made me realise quicker
skris: and then the status update thing which wasnt supposed to be such a big deal, more joking around at the irony
me: what thing?
which thing?
skris: the relationship status
me: yeah, well, it's all a rich tapestry...
Sent at 12:35 on Tuesday
skris: hahaha, i wouldnt say "rich" that makes it sound more like i killed a man and you caught me shooting up in my eyeballs, it's a LAME tapestry
Sent at 12:36 on Tuesday
me: yeah, kinda like this cross stitch picture me andmy friend danny v were making fun of once when we crashed at a party...there were all these animals in like a noah's ark motif, but they all looked really clumsy and retarded
LIke me, clumsy and retarded
skris: but i like clumsy downsyndrome chicks!
me: do you like to be friends with them? Cos i don't think i can giveyou much more than that.
skris: i cant predict that, i have no idea
me: I would have maybe slept with you a bit more, but i find the prospect terrifying, frankly, in light of what happened
Sent at 12:40 on Tuesday
skris: oh geeze, darlin i would stay celebate if it ment i could still have hugs n kiss' as lame as that sounds
me: fuck, that's not half a guilt trip
skris: you really will have to learn to get over that fear though love, it will do you SO much damage in the long run
me: yeah, give it some time though, this is fairly fresh trauma...
skris: yeah well dont let the scab turn into a scar ok
me: I'm not a picker
Sent at 12:44 on Tuesday
me: I don't want a relationship. Not with anyone.
skris: just dont pick the scab
me: I'll put lucas pawpaw on it and a bandage k?
skris: good
me: and i'll keep it hidden til it heals
skris: well perhaps.. is it one of those get back up on the saddle type situations? that question might need more professional help.
me: you mean you aren't qualified? shit ...i shouldn't be talking to you if ou don't hve a certificate
fooo
skris: ok so i guess no more kisses and cuddles?
me: not if you want them to be anything more than just that...it's probably not a good idea
you shoulfd probably go for one of those not-broken girls
they tend to weather better
skris: sorry but i've never known one to like me
it's not in my nature
me: well maybe just a less broken one
Sent at 12:50 on Tuesday
me: skris is typing...
skris: how about this, if one day in the future when you feel your ready for hanging out with skai again you dont hesitate to call and i will buy you a curry and your own toothbrush?
me: it's not the hanging out part that's an issue...
it's the romantic feeling bit
skris: and please dont keep saying things like your broken and for me to find better because i have dealt with so many psycho ex's that you have no idea about
yah
me: that's a pattern you should look at breaking
I've stopped being afixer I'm on strike...but I don't want to be a fixee either
skris has entered text
skris is typing...
skris: the romantic feeling part i was looking down the line at, i was only at "smitten" with you.
Sent at 12:56 on Tuesday
me: I don't get to the romantic feeling part with getting to the smitten part very quickly...didn't happen. You are really fucking awesome but you don't give me that nice tummy feeling, that's how I know it's not the right thing
Sent at 12:58 on Tuesday
me: skris is gone?
skaidris: skris is work
me: kthxbai
skris: no i mean that swhy i slow
me: oh
skris: tummy feels bad
Sent at 13:01 on Tuesday
me: I know how you mean, mine has beenlevels of bad since I met you...high levels since sunday...I think I have psychic tummy
skris: i have emotion bad tummy
me: yeah. that's what i said
Sent at 13:03 on Tuesday
skris: ok well let me know if you ever need cuddles
i has to work now, deadlines
me: ok bye. did we clear this up or do still want to do it later?
skris: you dont want to so fuck it
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